LARVIE
He has a head injury.
His ears point downward.

LIBRO
She bites things when nervous.
Her ears point upward.

This is the titular duo that the story revolves around.
Below them are the many colourful characters that died as quickly as they arrived.

Rapper
A connoisseur of wordplay, quadruple-entendres, and classical literature. All of this is hindered by his shy brevity, He's deathly afraid of being called a culture vulture.

Shapeshifter
An unearthly entity that can rearrange its very molecules to take any form. its mischevious and arrogant behaviour isn't actually the result of true sentience, rather, the objective of each arrangement is whatever will best hasten the process of entropy.

Makayla Kayne, Aquatic Investigator
A headstrong lady sworn to a profession that might not even exist. Makayla scours the ocean floor in search of any crimes she can report. Report to who? It's a work in progress.

Excalibur Twist
Through ostentatious theatrics, Excalibur shrouds themself in the alluring obscurity of the drug cartel (Not for financial gain, but because it makes them look cool). Excalibur refuses to admit they love drag, and yet it continues to appear in their plans.

Overbearing Couple
An unfathomably toxic couple who adorn the deceptive veneer of harmless "relationship goals". They share all the same fetishes, with the most intrusive being their inappropriate exhibitionism. You will never spot one without the other.

Treble Clef
Under the belief that everyone is born with wealthy parents, this chiseled lion will expand his international franchise no matter the cost. A divisive figure to some, but the diehard fanbase makes up for it. He remains grateful for the brand identity brought on by his eyepatch.

Inmate 012
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Genevieve Terryberry
The aristocratic, sanguine and romantic young Genevieve was always known for her flighty disposition and studious passion, but when her wealthy adoptive parents passed away in a fire at the great gala. The question was quickly raised over the integrity of her inheritance, her steel magnate father had indeed left her the company and all it's assets, but suspicion has reigned ever since over the mysterious circumstances of the deaths. Miss Terryberry has been known to spend large sums sat once in ostentatious donations, always to women.