LARVIE
He has a head injury.
His ears point downward.

LIBRO
She bites things when nervous.
Her ears point upward.

This is the titular duo that the story revolves around.
Below them are the many colourful characters that died as quickly as they arrived.

Rapper
A connoisseur of wordplay, quadruple-entendres, and classical literature. All of this is hindered by his shy brevity, He's deathly afraid of being called a culture vulture.

Shapeshifter
An unearthly entity that can rearrange its very molecules to take any form. its mischevious and arrogant behaviour isn't actually the result of true sentience, rather, the objective of each arrangement is whatever will best hasten the process of entropy.

Makayla Kayne, Aquatic Investigator
A headstrong lady sworn to a profession that might not even exist. Makayla scours the ocean floor in search of any crimes she can report. Report to who? It's a work in progress.

Excalibur Twist
Through ostentatious theatrics, Excalibur shrouds themself in the alluring obscurity of the drug cartel (Not for financial gain, but because it makes them look cool). Excalibur refuses to admit they love drag, and yet it keeps appearing in their plans.

Overbearing Couple
An unfathomably toxic couple who adorn the deceptive veneer of harmless "relationship goals". They share all the same fetishes, with the most intrusive being their inappropriate exhibitionism. You will never spot one without the other.